Things You Need To Know About James

Dedicated to the twin, and all you silly mooses that fancy him... you KNOW who you are ;)

1. His favourite film is Braveheart

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2. His favourite song is KC & Jojo: All My Life (just stop singing it cos you suck)

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3. James has some of the straightest teeth I've ever seen

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4. His taste in music has improved drastically from the days of Crazy Titch, though I don't like to admit it

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5. He's turned into some BLENCH black Hulk... your shoulders look like bricks or something

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6. When he was a kid, he was a sulky mo'fo, and I USED to be able to kick his ass. Oh how times change (I still put up a good fight though)

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7. He would do anything for his family, and he knows who his friends are

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8. We used to be best friends. Then we turned four and he became a bit of a fish... but I think we're still pretty tight... even if he is the most annoying person i know

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9. He is mums favourite son... deny it all you want: you two are homies

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10. He's a pimp nigga

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11. James read the first sentence of Harry Potter, told me it was shit and never picked up a Harry Potter book ever again.

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12. He's a bit awesome at karate, so watch your backs

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13. He used to be my height.... things change

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14. James is 21 minutes older than me

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15. He's in love with a lil monkey man (Jordan)

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16. He's actually a bit of a joker

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17. He is also a total selfish git!!!! who doesn't give anything without getting something in return! sort it out bitch!

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18. He's a dumb drunk, and will let people punch him when he's intoxicated. Oh James, give the licks, don't take them yeah?

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19. Favourite TV series: Prison Break, Supernatural (I hope), Boondocks, How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl.... LOL, kidding about the last one (?)

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20. Once got dragged around the garden by Alex... LOL

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21. He pretends im not the most awesome person in the world.. but the truth is he loves me the mostest! embrace facts Jim, you know it to be true

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22. He is oddly very proud of his old primary school photo (See above)